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YES JOHNY, FUCK YOUR MOMMY

09/24/2024

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It all has started with the renovation. We have lived in our house ever since I was born, and that was fifteen years before these events, so it became really necessary, the renovation. And while I was sitting in my room one afternoon I’ve overheard mom from her bedroom giggling, and a murmur of the repairman. And then mom said …

Three blonde college girls have enjoyed alpha-bitch

09/24/2024

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“Oh BA-by baby have you SEEN a-MY to-night? IS she in the BATHroom? Is she SMOKin’ up, outside?”I sang as I unpacked, my two cabin-mates joining in as we worked. I loved this song, perhaps because I shared the name of the main character. I nodded in time to the music, replaying the music video in my mind as …

A husband becomes disenchanted with his pretty wife

09/24/2024

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“DON”T leave the kitchen sink in such a mess like that!” “What mess? Its just a few leftover soap suds.” “It drives me nuts.” Well, she drives me nuts, too. Once again, I couldn’t get anything right. Why can’t she just chill out, lighten up, stay cool, or whatever slang the youth of today would use to describe it? It …

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