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Frank Sinatra had a massive johnson

09/11/2024

“Frank Sinatra had a massive johnson.” Sarah looked up from her copy of Marie-Claire at her husband nestled in his armchair reading the Daily Telegraph. She furrowed her brow quizzically. “It says so here. He was incredibly well-endowed in the trouser department. His crowning glory was a real whopper!” “Was it, Phil dear?” Sarah remarked, […]

Ten Simple Swinger Facts

09/11/2024

One, I am severely hung over. I knew that I’d drank like a fish last night because the hangover I’m experiencing, the one that had the insides of my eyelids feeling like sandpaper, is enough to make me consider stop drinking altogether. Two, this is not my bed. My head is resting on a big […]

Sister in Law’s SexToys

09/11/2024

Early last year, my father-in-law passed away. About a month prior, my sister-in-law Marie had moved from another state to help my wife care for him in his final days. Marie wasn’t sure how long she would be staying, or if she and her husband would move down permanently, so she brought a huge amount […]

Straddling Madeline: random thoughts

09/11/2024

“Just this once let me sin for the joy of life, for the ancient and exquisite joy of sinning.” I want to do whatever it is you tell me to do. Velvet blanket feels so good on my tense taught legs. Ram It Down playing on my mental juke joint. I’d crawl to get to […]

Mature woman and the lawn boy

09/11/2024

Carol sat on her couch reading a trashy romance novel. She knew these novels were the literary equivalent to B-movies or soft core porn. But she didn’t care, she liked them. She heard a lawn mower start. James was back. Every Sunday, late in the morning, he was there to mow her lawn. She wondered […]

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