Spontaneous male orgasm is at best inconvenient and at worst unbelievably embarassing. Consider, if you will, what in the world you would do if in the matter of a few seconds, and quite without warning, you went from your normally flaccid state to fully erect and pumping massive amounts of semen into your jeans; and […]
I think once I hit 40 things in my life started to change. Basically, I wanted to experience things. I’m a bisexual woman who’d been living my life wondering why I was missing out on a part of me, so that’s when I started to make things happen. I guess since I was about 7 […]
For a thoroughly, redneck girl of twenty-three, Donna was delightful. As Alexa, herself naked except for her dog collar, led the credulous and believing and eternally happy and eternally stupid girl into the roomful of lesbian perverts who made up the Eastern Sapphics, who surveyed her shapeless form and baggy clothes and non-descript hair, those […]
It all started one Saturday afternoon when I came inside after mowing the lawn. Mom jumped me from behind the door and started tickling me without mercy. “Gottcha!!” she squealed and proceeded to corner me against a wall. I started to giggle and tried fight- ing off mom’s fingers from their torture. Knowing full well […]
“30 Years of Service. Best Wishes Mrs. Thornton. Detroit Public Schools. Building Brighter Futures.” My retirement banquet from Farwell Mid School was quite the affair! Thirty years teaching social studies at one place generates lots of memories, good ones. Best I can tell, I’ll be the last one to last three decades. At almost 55, […]
“Hello, new hire,” I greeted him. “We do know how now, don’t we?” I got that same tiny kiss that I’d felt the night before and let him return his knee against me. I didn’t open my eyes. Then he’d know that I knew that he knew. The fun of love is complex, isn’t it? […]
I remember this like it was yesterday. I was a reasonably normal 18-year-old girl and I desperately wanted to see this new film that everyone was talking about. I’ll give you a clue – it has a really interesting police interrogation scene where we find out that the leading actress is a natural blonde! Yeah […]
I suppose the whole thing was my fault to begin with. If I hadn’t screwed up a cruical order at work last year, none of this would have happened. That’s when things first started going wrong, when they fired me. I was out of work a month before my wedding day. Karen was great about […]
Vodka, mountain dew, and two horny teen sister in a long road. A fat raindrop plopped against the windshield and woke me from a deep reverie. My mind had been in the stratosphere, but somehow my little Honda was still speeding along between the yellow lines. I glanced over at my sister Maggie, sprawled in […]
Living on the west coast I never saw much of the rest of my family, although we kept in touch by phone and e- mail. I’m Greg, 44 years old single, I live by the beach, working in the local resort hotel. One morning I got a call from my sister Jane, telling me that […]