As consciousness returned Sam became aware of the ache in his
shoulders….and an overwhelming need to piss. “Where am I?” drowsily
he asked the darkness. This question – though revealing much about our hero’s own innocently
cliched assumptions – got no reply. So he dozed off again, waking
however many hours later feeling no less numb and muddled. The pee…
“Gail you can’t be serious?” I replied in shock at
my Fiancee’s revelation. “Yes I am Gerald. I know Gus is not the type to be
married and tied down, as he puts it, but he says he wants
to be sure I marry the right guy. He says that if you love
me you’ll accept me just the way …