Once upon a time, in the days of the now-dissolved Evil Empire, there lived in Moscow a very pretty blonde girl named Yana. She was an exceptionally bright girl and graduated at the top of her class from the People’s Collective School #1369. The Government decided she wanted to become an nuclear engineer and sent […]
“Your problem is called ‘phimosis’”, said the doctor. He pronounced it FIE-ma-sis. I knew the word, but had always thought that it rhymed with other problems I had, such as psychosis and halitosis. Well, however it sounded, the symptom was clear: I couldn’t pee straight. This made me a little unpopular in public washrooms. “You […]