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Stepdaddy! Now You’re Gonna Get It

09/24/2024

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“Now you’re gonna get it!” I shouted, unable to completely disguise the amusement in my tone.I leapt from the couch, clawing over my shoulders and under my shirttail for the ice cube my laughing step-daughter had dropped under my collar. I spun around.Before me, on the far side of our family room couch, stood my eighteen-year-old step-daughter, Christina. …

YES JOHNY, FUCK YOUR MOMMY

09/24/2024

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It all has started with the renovation. We have lived in our house ever since I was born, and that was fifteen years before these events, so it became really necessary, the renovation. And while I was sitting in my room one afternoon I’ve overheard mom from her bedroom giggling, and a murmur of the repairman. And then mom said …

A husband becomes disenchanted with his pretty wife

09/24/2024

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“DON”T leave the kitchen sink in such a mess like that!” “What mess? Its just a few leftover soap suds.” “It drives me nuts.” Well, she drives me nuts, too. Once again, I couldn’t get anything right. Why can’t she just chill out, lighten up, stay cool, or whatever slang the youth of today would use to describe it? It …

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