Love’s a Bitch
09/24/2024
Yeah.I know.You’ve never heard me talk about my sex life. I gotta be gay, or asexual. Or something.Let me tell you, since you asked.I’m something.No, really. Take a good look in her eyes. Unthinkable?For you, yes.Me?Love’s a bitch–a *real* bitch.* * *Hey, I never could make all the right moves …