Office Sex and Nudity Awards

As 2001 begins, it’s time to announce our annual Office Nudity Awards, along with our first ever Office Sex Awards.

As you know, for many years our firm has encouraged both male and female staffers to take off their clothes either to entertain their fellow employees or simply for their own comfort. While nude workers are excused from their duties and encouraged to circulate and chat with their fellow employees, I am pleased that many people stay at their desks and happily work in the buff.

This practice originated under my predecessor who correctly thought it would be a good morale-builder and a way to build trust and confidence between employees. As you know, we require long hours and dedication here at this firm, but since we deal with clients either at their offices or over the phone or Net, we have no visitors here. Having employees undress not only increases their own comfort, but by showing off their bodies they learn to trust and look out for each other.

We have recognized your dedication with our annual Office Nudity Awards, which recognize both the man and woman who spent the most days in the nude, as well as our Employees’ Choice Award to the man and woman who everyone has most enjoyed seeing with their clothes off.

Last year, in response to repeated demands as well as simply reality, we extended the policy to encompass casual sex as well. In recognition that so many of you were secretly fooling around anyway, we felt it was best to establish standards in this area as well (namely, be open-minded and sharing, make sure to clean up, and don’t let the clients hear you over the phone).

And so now it is time to present our annual Office Nudity Awards as well as our first ever Office Sex Awards!

First..

Most Nude Days –

We’re pleased to announce that Bruce and Julie took their clothes off more times than everyone else! Bruce went naked 85 days last year (pretty good considering all that travel he does) while Julie was completely nude for a record 112 days! Way to go, Julie, and congratulations on also being our top sales associate as well!

Favourite Nude Employees –

While Bruce and Julie scored high here as well, your choices for the people you most enjoy seeing naked are: Jim and Valerie!

Jim, people really like the way you walk around the office and many women said they love it when you pose while they’re on the phone, even though they have to keep from laughing. Some of the comments we received about you were “I love those sixpack abs,” “Keep that ass firm and tight!”, and quite a few along the lines of “Love that long thick cock and wish it was in me right now”, etc. Many of the latter are signed and you can pick them up later.

Valerie, we heard similar high praise about you. Many commented that they like your practice of promising an extended show to the most productive workers of the week, and we like that too. Voters said “I never miss a day of work because then I might miss Valerie’s bare breasts”, “Val’s beautiful pussy is the only fringe benefit I need around here” and many, many other things. We have sorted them into five categories – comments on your breasts, comments on your nipples specifically, thoughts on your pussy, your ass, and general praise of your naked body – you can take them all home later for your own private enjoyment.

This brings us to our new set of awards – the Sex ones! Many of you sent nominations complete with wonderfully descriptive details, and we must confess we in management also kept a close interest in things and conducted our own fact-finding missions at times.

Best Blowjob

We had many nominations here and should mention runners-up Amy, Nicole and Julie in particular. Let me share some of the comments: “Amy knows how to liven up a slow day with some quick deep-throat action”, “After Nicole sucks my cock, I’m focused and ready to take on the world” and “Julie seems to love drinking my cum just as much as working naked”, which is obviously high praise as you saw above!

However, the clear winner is Brenda! Brenda, people were loud and enthusiastic with their praise of your cocksucking. Guys love it when you suddenly begin teasing their crotches without warning, quickly unzipping them and lovingly taking their penises in your mouth for some tender action. The way you slowly build them up until they can’t stop but unload all over your face is deeply appreciated, and they want you to know this.

Favourite Pussy-Eater

Well, we have to admit we didn’t expect to have both men and women nominated in this category, but we’re not complaining! It didn’t take much thought to decide to give two awards here.

Best Man

Conventional wisdom says that men don’t know how to give women oral satisfaction, but that’s not the case here. Many men received enthusiastic nominations in this category, including Rick and Al. Rick was particularly liked for his speedy, sensitive tongue, which magically flicks over our ladies’ clits and down, over, and all around. Al was praised for his staying power – it seems that Al can last forever down there and make women cum repeatedly; many have to place a three-orgasm limit simply because they can’t stand the pure pleasure any more.

The winner, though, is Marc! As one woman put it: “Marc just has the magic touch with his tongue, knowing just where to touch and probe when I want it.” Another: “Nothing makes me feel more like a woman than having Marc’s head between my legs, pleasing and fulfilling me.”

Best Woman

Does it take a woman to know a woman? Maybe. When our ladies are not being serviced by our men, they make sure to take care of each other. It was very hard to pick a winner here, although our award team spent many hours in private repeatedly reviewing each nomination.

Amy and Nicole are not just skilled at blow jobs, as they received a lot of praise for their muff diving as well. “I like Amy,” said one person, “but not as much as my clit loves her tongue.” Lisa is also well-regarded for her tender kissing of her best friends’ pussies, while Laura, who we suspect practices in private with Lisa once in a while, was praised for her expert knowledge of each woman’s secret turn-ons.

But the winner is Kate! Kate, we know you love men and their cocks as well, but it’s clear you have a special touch with the ladies. So many women praised your tender, loving treatment of their most private areas, and many said you were their first and sometimes only female lover. You know how to put women at ease, relaxed and opening their legs, ready to feel your tongue and lips on their clit, their lips, inside their pussies, and even certain other areas… A well-deserved win, Kate, and keep converting to the cause!

This brings us finally to….

Best Sex

Who among us is the best lover? Who in the office gives the best fuck? Again, so many nominations and so many deserve to win…

First, the men. All we can say is that we must be an office of studs, as so many men were praised for their prowess. Who should be singled out? What about Tim, who “only has a five-inch cock but knows how to make it feel double?” There’s Bruce, our top nudist, who “starts slow but keeps going, until suddenly he’s thrusting and ramming until I cum and cum.” And Rob, who was praised for his slow loving, kissing everywhere and driving our women wild before he finally enters them and the real pleasure begins.

We’ll hold off on the winner here for a second and talk about some of our most favourite women. Again, it was a very difficult job to pick out only a few favourites.

But think especially of Brenda, our champion cocksucker. Brenda loves being on top, and men love the sight of her bouncing breasts and watching her body shake as she cums. Kimberly is also a favourite, especially for the way she wraps her legs firmly around her lover, taking him in as deep as she can. And we can’t forget beautiful Donna, who gets most excited doing in doggy-style, and we all get excited watching her gorgeous ass quivering and waiting for a nice pussy-filling.

So who are our winners? Well, it just happens that they nominated each other. So let’s read what each winner had to say:

“I love the way he slowly licks and kisses my neck, my breasts and my tummy, all while his cock is probing at my slit. When he finally penetrates me, it’s just the most gorgeous thing in the world. I couldn’t even tell you his measurements, but he just fills me up and makes me feel so happy and fulfilled as a woman. I love feeling his penis slide in and out of me, each time seemingly deeper and deeper.”

“She always gazes into my eyes as we’re about to make love, and all I want to do is please her in every way possible. It takes all my effort not to ram my rock-hard cock in her and right away go as fast as I can, but instead I carefully go a little deeper and a little faster each time. I love feeling her body whether its on top or beneath me, and the little shudders she makes as I give her orgasm after orgasm.”

“When he makes love to me, I lose track of the number of times I cum. I feel his firm body next to mine, and his muscles working hard as he enters me again and again. All I want is for him to cum, to release his load inside of me.”

“Her beautiful body is so distracting, but I concentrate as long as I can on one thing – making her cum. But finally I can’t hold it in any longer, and I have to shoot my cum into her. Her face lights up when she feels me tense up, and she squeals in delight as I unload everything I’ve got into her beautiful body.”

“After making love, all I want to do is hold him for a few minutes before going back to work. And believe me, I sure work efficiently after an encounter with him!”

“I am on top of the world after making love to her. I never miss a sale or mess up an order after a session with her!”

So congratulations to Holly and Dan for being our number one lovers! You obviously deserve each other!

That concludes the Office Nudity and Sex Awards for this year. We encourage you all to compete hard in 2001, especially since we’re planning a new threesome award! So please return to your workstations, but remember to always have fun here at the office!