Sex with Minnesota Twins

Dear Idiot,

How are you? Never mind I don’t care, I just want to write you and complain about something that you wrote to a newsgroup that I found on google. I recently found your stories on the usenet, and even though they completely suck, I did a search to find more to read. Well, I saw a post by you on alt.baseball.Detroit-tigers.really-suck called “Minnesota Twins.”

Man, am I pissed off. It was about some stupid, pathetic baseball team. I would call it something else too, but you seemed to have said it all with that. It wasn’t at all about sex nor did I see anything about any twins. No hot blonde twins. No hot redhead twins. No hot latina twins. Nothing. Just baseball. You get me all hot and bothered about screwing a couple of hot twin girls and you give me nothing. NO FUCKING FAIR, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Let me tell you about when I got to screw TWO sets of hot twins, one night at my frat house. Then maybe you can get some idea on how to write a story you shell headed freak!

We were boozing it up as we usually do on Wednesday night seeing as how we can just skip our Thursday classes. Anyway, we got this huge ass keg in the living room on the coffee table. My buddy, Jason, just finished pissing in a can that the frat president was using to shit chew in. Then, the weak ass bastard passed out. Not that I minded, cause I got to laugh at him later AND make out with his hot little chick until she passed out. Unfortunately, I was all hot and bothered and we weren’t allowed to fuck girls we didn’t date who passed out anymore after Marty and Bill went to jail and turned all queer.

So, I start to wander around, and I look into a room were Phil is toking it up with these two really cute blue-eyed blondes. Well, I do the math and come up with an answer that I liked. I step in and take a seat between the two girls, right across from Phil. He frowns because he knows what I’m up to, but he passed me the roach anyway. I take a hit and pass it to the girl on my right.

She inhaled really good and practically threw her titties into my face. Which was alright with me cause she had this huge rack that was aching to be squeezed in my hands. Anyway, while she holds it in, she reaches over to hand it to her friend on my other side. Well, I turned and see the exact same face staring at me.

She smiled at me and licked her lips at me as she leaned closer to me for the joint. Soon I had my left arm in the valley of his massive breast and her buddy moved in next to me too. Soon, I both sides of me were surrounded by tittie flesh and I wasn’t complaining at all. The first girl lifted the smoldering joint up to the second’s lips and I was soon watching her suck in the smoke.

Anyway, Phil and I took turns being made into a hooter sandwich until there was just barely enough to hold. Girl one then took the joint and girl two poked out the pinkest pointed tongue that I had ever wanted to see on my dick. Girl number one then put it out on her twin’s tongue and then popped it in her mouth and swallowed. Well, that was just freaky enough that I leaned over and began making out with girl one.

Now, I was ready to go after sucking face with Jason’s girl, but I figured that this one would need a little warm up. I figured way wrong, cause she just grabbed at my dick and started squeezing me through my loose shorts. When she felt that I was already hard, she moaned in my mouth. Before, she was done with that sound, I felt girl two press her tits into my back and attack my earlobe.

Seems Phil got the munchies and the loser left me with two hot identical twins. The only difference was that girl number one had two hoops in her left ear and girl number two had two hoops in her right.

Soon, I had my shorts down and I was leaning back watching their cute blonde faces licking at my swollen cock. They weren’t too far into that when I heard a girl ask, “I smell grass.”

I look over my shoulder and see two identical, skinny asian girls. Girl two looked up at them and said, “The grass in done but we can share this with you.” Then she took my cock head and tried to swallow.

Well, those two asian cunts nearly broke their skinny asses making time to my dick. Both were really thin with little girl tits, but that seems to be hot with an asian girl. Soon, all three were fight over me like there wasn’t enough for all of them. There was. My dick is about as big around as the thick end of a coke bottle and nearly as long.

It felt nice, but because of all the heads, I couldn’t see for shit so I got the girls into a 69 with her sister and got my video camera to tape it. They were still licking like there was no tomorrow when I got back. After setting my camera, I ran around to the blonde with her ass in the air and stuck my dick up her pussy.

I could tell that she was a real whore, because she didn’t scream when I put it in her with one hard push. I’ve sent about five girls into the hospital for stitches after a fuck, but I went right into her. Which was okay, because I was looking for a whore. And I got three of them. The asian girls screamed a little when I first poked them, but the yells were muffled by muff, so who fucking cared.

I fucked one till, I made her come, then moved to the next and so on. For an hour, I battered the sluts with my club till I felt I was ready to spew sperm. One of the asian girls had this ring in her clit (not the hood, through the clit) so I decided to shoot in her. I filled the bitch with my jism and left them all licking in up from her cunt. Then I told my frat bros about them.

I still have that eight hour tape and watch it between classes.